Skills I Want to Monetize:
Golf ball juggling (like Tiger)
Placing actors from one movie to the next, even when they look completely different — While watching new trailer for ‘Rush‘ on TV… “That lead actor, not Hemsworth, that’s that sniper Nazi guy from Inglourious Basterds!” (See also: Identifying celebrity voices from commercials)
Half-court basketball shots and between-the-legs layups
Knowledge of NHL players and jersey numbers (specifically from 1994-2003)
Places I Feel Most Uncomfortable:
Doctor’s office (as a patient)
Roller coasters
Out at sea
Handicapped bathroom stalls (re: fear of being that guy when someone actually needs it)
Communion lines
Actions That Bother Me:
Open-mouthed chewing
Walking/driving/talking slowly
Not moving when seats on train/bus become available
Undercooking bacon
Asking questions when you don’t care about the answer