Skills I Want to Monetize:

Golf ball juggling (like Tiger)

Placing actors from one movie to the next, even when they look completely different — While watching new trailer for ‘Rush‘ on TV… “That lead actor, not Hemsworth, that’s that sniper Nazi guy from Inglourious Basterds!” (See also: Identifying celebrity voices from commercials)

Half-court basketball shots and between-the-legs layups

Knowledge of NHL players and jersey numbers (specifically from 1994-2003)

Places I Feel Most Uncomfortable:

Doctor’s office (as a patient)

Roller coasters

Out at sea

Handicapped bathroom stalls (re: fear of being that guy when someone actually needs it)

Communion lines

Actions That Bother Me:

Open-mouthed chewing

Walking/driving/talking slowly

Not moving when seats on train/bus become available

Undercooking bacon

Asking questions when you don’t care about the answer